| Harder Than It Looks, 1/3 |
[Apr. 28th, 2009|09:18 pm] |
Title: Harder Than It Looks Author: whymzycal Rating: 18+ Pairing(s): Gojyo/Sanzo/Hakkai Prompt: An “A-Team” sort of thing—the group of rescuers/killers for hire, and a particularly dangerous job that somehow leads to smut. Disclaimer: Saiyuki and its characters belong to Minekura Kazuya. Summary: AU. The Sanzo ikkou are a group of private “problem solvers” who get a case involving a shady crime syndicate. Sanzo is captured, and it’s up to Gojyo and Hakkai to sex him out of captivity. Woo! Warnings: Sex slavers and violence. Word Count: 22,675 Author’s Note: Written for jedishampoo and originally posted at orphan_prompts. Major thanks to my betas, despina_moon and especially moshesque, who are made of absolute awesome; any remaining issues in this fic are all mine. And thanks to my chickens, who listened to me whine about this thing off and on for a very long time. The title comes from The A-Team, season 2, episode 20.
( Harder Than It Looks ) |
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| Harder Than It Looks, 2/3 |
[Apr. 28th, 2009|09:15 pm] |
Title: Harder Than It Looks Author: whymzycal Rating: 18+ Pairing(s): Gojyo/Sanzo/Hakkai Prompt: An “A-Team” sort of thing—the group of rescuers/killers for hire, and a particularly dangerous job that somehow leads to smut. Disclaimer: Saiyuki and its characters belong to Minekura Kazuya. Summary: AU. The Sanzo ikkou are a group of private “problem solvers” who get a case involving a shady crime syndicate. Sanzo is captured, and it’s up to Gojyo and Hakkai to sex him out of captivity. Woo! Warnings: Sex slavers and violence. Word Count: 22,675 Author’s Note: Written for jedishampoo and originally posted at orphan_prompts. Major thanks to my betas, despina_moon and especially moshesque, who are made of absolute awesome; any remaining issues in this fic are all mine. And thanks to my chickens, who listened to me whine about this thing off and on for a very long time. The title comes from The A-Team, season 2, episode 20.
( Harder Than It Looks, part 2 ) |
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| Harder Than It Looks, 3/3 |
[Apr. 28th, 2009|09:08 pm] |
Title: Harder Than It Looks Author: whymzycal Rating: 18+ Pairing(s): Gojyo/Sanzo/Hakkai Prompt: An “A-Team” sort of thing—the group of rescuers/killers for hire, and a particularly dangerous job that somehow leads to smut. Disclaimer: Saiyuki and its characters belong to Minekura Kazuya. Summary: AU. The Sanzo ikkou are a group of private “problem solvers” who get a case involving a shady crime syndicate. Sanzo is captured, and it’s up to Gojyo and Hakkai to sex him out of captivity. Woo! Warnings: Sex slavers and violence. Word Count: 22,675 Author’s Note: Written for jedishampoo and originally posted at orphan_prompts. Major thanks to my betas, despina_moon and especially moshesque, who are made of absolute awesome; any remaining issues in this fic are all mine. And thanks to my chickens, who listened to me whine about this thing off and on for a very long time. The title comes from The A-Team, season 2, episode 20.
( Harder Than It Looks, part 3 ) |
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| 2009 Valentine Smut fic number 2 |
[Feb. 21st, 2009|12:48 pm] |
Title: Denizens of the Garden Author: whymzycal Rating: 18+ Pairing(s): Hakkai/Gojyo Disclaimer: I don’t own Saiyuki. It belongs to Minekura Kazuya. Summary: Two guys meet in a bar. Word count: 2,959 Author's notes: AU. Written for kansouame at valentine_smut. The prompt was “camouflage.” Special thanks to moshesque for the brilliant beta work and encouragement. I poked at this last, though, so any remaining awkwardness is mine.
( Denizens of the Garden ) |
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| 2009 Valentine Smut fic number 1 |
[Feb. 21st, 2009|12:39 pm] |
Title: When It Rains in Heaven Author: whymzycal Rating: 18+ Pairing: Gojun/Tenpou (rrowr!) Disclaimer: Saiyuki Gaiden belongs to Kazuya Minekura, and this is only a work of fanfiction. Summary: It’s raining in Heaven! … And then there’s sex. Warnings: Delayed orgasm. Does that count? Word count: 2,869 Author's note: The two methods of killing witches referenced by Tenpou and Konzen don’t belong to me; I borrowed them from The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. Also, special thanks to moshesque for the brilliant beta work.
Written for amikko in the valentine_smut exchange over at Livejournal. The prompt was “forbearance.”
( When It Rains in Heaven ) |
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| Nom nom nom? |
[Feb. 7th, 2009|02:59 pm] |
Title: Chilled Monkey Brains Fandom: Weiss Kreuz Characters: Schwarz, minus Brad Prompt: See title Word count: 100! Baby’s first real drabble. Awwww.
( Mmmm. ) |
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| Yuletide Smut fic 2, part 2 |
[Jan. 6th, 2009|08:23 pm] |
Title: Night Without Moon Author: whymzycal Rating: 18+ Pairing(s): Koumyou x Ukoku/Ukoku x Koumyou Disclaimer: Saiyuki and its delicious characters belong to Kazuya Minekura, not me. I’m only playing around with them. Summary: Koumyou and Ukoku play a long-term game with high stakes. Warnings: Dom/Sub situations (including blood and breathplay); some dub-con (but not for long); character death (sorry! But I didn’t kill him off originally). Word count: 11,575 Author's notes: Written to the prompt “Your existence belongs to me” for a_mael, as part of the Yuletide_Smut fiction exchange on livejournal. Special thanks to rroselavy for hand-holding and bunnysquee, white_cross_b, and meicdon13 for the beta work. I’m the one who touched this last, though, so any awkward phrases or other gaffes are mine and mine alone. Additional author’s note: I have inserted dialogue from the “Burial - prologue” section of Reload volume 3 and “Burial – epilogue” from Reload volume 4 into the prologue and phases one and five of this fic. In particular, all of the dialogue (spoken, and one or two lines of internal dialogue) in phase five comes directly from Reload. Which means it’s clearly not mine!
( Night Without Moon part 2 )
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| Yuletide Smut fic 2, part 1 |
[Jan. 6th, 2009|08:09 pm] |
Title: Night Without Moon Author: whymzycal Rating: 18+ Pairing(s): Koumyou x Ukoku/Ukoku x Koumyou Disclaimer: Saiyuki and its delicious characters belong to Kazuya Minekura, not me. I’m only playing around with them. Summary: Koumyou and Ukoku play a long-term game with high stakes. Warnings: Dom/Sub situations (including blood and breathplay); some dub-con (but not for long); character death (sorry! But I didn’t kill him off originally). Word count: 11,575 Author's notes: Written to the prompt “Your existence belongs to me” for a_mael, as part of the Yuletide_Smut fiction exchange on livejournal. Special thanks to rroselavy for hand-holding and bunnysquee, white_cross_b, and meicdon13 for the beta work. I’m the one who touched this last, though, so any awkward phrases or other gaffes are mine and mine alone. Additional author’s note: I have inserted dialogue from the “Burial - prologue” section of Reload volume 3 and “Burial – epilogue” from Reload volume 4 into the prologue and phases one and five of this fic. In particular, all of the dialogue (spoken, and one or two lines of internal dialogue) in phase five comes directly from Reload. Which means it’s clearly not mine!
( Night Without Moon, part 1 )
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| Yuletide Smut fic number 1 |
[Jan. 6th, 2009|07:55 pm] |
Title: The Red Orchid Author: whymzycal Rating: 18+ Pairing(s): Hakkai/Kougaiji Disclaimer: I don’t own Saiyuki; it belongs to Minekura Kazuya. If it were mine, there’d be far more nudity. And lots and lots of sex. LOTS of sex. Summary: What if Hakkai really did have to sell his body to provide for Gojyo and Goku while Sanzo was off with Hazel? (Yeah, I suck at summaries, kthnx.) Warnings: Spoilers for Saiyuki Reload vol. 7. Brief mentions of incest (though we don’t see any). And some rough sex! But not much. Word Count: 5,989 Author's notes: Written for velvetina_wonka at the Yuletide Smut community on livejournal. Special thanks to white_cross_b, who helped me rescue this fic from extreme awfulness, and to my YTS beta, meicdon13. Also, please note that the opening line isn’t mine. It’s from act 35 of Saiyuki Reload vol. 7 and is spoken by Hakkai.
( The Red Orchid ) |
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| Thank-you fic |
[Oct. 11th, 2008|02:26 pm] |
Title: Penguins at the North Pole Fandom: Prince of Tennis Pairing: Oshitari/Atobe Rating: 18+ Word Count: 9,430ish Summary: Atobe and Oshitari go on a cruise to Alaska before they head off to college. A/N: Written as a thank-you fic for white_cross_b, one of the best people I know. Look! Some angst! From the prompt “Atobe and Oshitari on an Alaskan cruise – ‘Babe, the penguins are shunning you. I thought you should know.’” It started off as a joke, and then it became this fic. Madness!
( Hmm. From this angle, they seemed to be mocking him. )
white_cross_b, I hope you like it in its finished form! |
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| Prince of pr0n |
[Oct. 1st, 2008|08:23 pm] |
O look. I writed TENNIS! fic. It didn't turn out the way I wanted it to at all, alas. But it's done, and there's sex. And Atobe and Oshitari. Who doesn't want Atobe and Oshitari, hmm?
Title: What Happened in Vegas Fandom: Prince of Tennis Pairing: Oshitari/Atobe; Fuji/Tezuka Rating: 18+ (for sex. duh.) Word Count: 9,615 Summary: Atobe, Tezuka, Oshitari, and Fuji meet up in Vegas. Three words: "drinking" and "Elvis karaoke." 'Nuff said. Notes: This was way more clever and far hotter in my head - the tennis boys were more difficult to write than I thought they'd be, and a lot of the clever hotness was lost in translation. *kicks* Oh well. At least it's done now!
( Viva Las Vegas, baby! ) |
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| 7thnight_smut giftfic, part 2 |
[Aug. 22nd, 2008|07:42 pm] |
Title: Of Hellhounds and Soul-Sucking Apparitions Author: whymzycal Rating: 18+ Pairing: Dokugakuji x Kougaiji Disclaimer: The characters belong to Kazuya Minekura; copyright infringement is not intended, and no profit is made. Summary: Kougaiji’s a vampire king in literal and (self-induced) emotional exile. Hot manservant Dokugakuji comes along and jollies him out of it. Warnings: Some blood (both licking and sucking, but not much), but that’s because, you know, vampire!Kougaiji. Author's notes: Written for the lovely velvetina_wonka over at the 7thnight_smut community at LJ. 18,000ish words total.
Of Hellhounds and Soul-Sucking Apparitions, part 2
( Behold the rest of the melodrama: More misty moors! More smoky taverns! Even more tragic pasts! ) |
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| 7thnight_smut giftfic, part 1 |
[Aug. 22nd, 2008|07:10 pm] |
Title: Of Hellhounds and Soul-Sucking Apparitions Author: whymzycal Rating: 18+ Pairing: Dokugakuji x Kougaiji Disclaimer: The characters belong to Kazuya Minekura; copyright infringement is not intended, and no profit is made. Summary: Kougaiji’s a vampire king in literal and (self-induced) emotional exile. Hot manservant Dokugakuji comes along and jollies him out of it. Warnings: Some blood (both licking and sucking, but not much), but that’s because, you know, vampire!Kougaiji. Betas: bunnysquee and white_cross_b Author's notes: Written for the lovely velvetina_wonka over at the 7thnight_smut community at LJ. 18,000ish words total.
Of Hellhounds and Soul-Sucking Apparitions, part 1
( Behold the melodrama: Misty moors! Smoky taverns! Tragic pasts! ) |
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| Angsty gift fic, part 3 omg wtf |
[Jun. 30th, 2008|04:14 am] |
Stupid IJ! *kicks* These aren't really chapters; IJ just didn't want me to post it in fewer than three parts. WTF, yo?!?
Title: Slim to None (part 3 of 3) Fandom: Weiss Kreuz (Schwarz) Pairing: Brad/Schu Rating: 18+ for violence, swearing, and sex. Whee! Word Count: 19,829(ish) for the whole fic Sweet-ass beta: bunnysquee (omb thank yoo!) Warnings: Character death (in a flashback); angst; fanon cliches (OH NOES!) Also, some German without umlauts or eszets. WHAT?!? I'm Amurrican. I can substitute E's for umlauts and double S's for eszets if I want to! And any typos or mistakes are entirely my fault because I simply had to be done.
( Woo, the climax! And more naked time. Bwee! )
Hope you enjoyed!
Back to part 2, in case you felt like it. |
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| Angsty gift fic, part 2 |
[Jun. 30th, 2008|04:12 am] |
Title: Slim to None (part 2 of 3) Fandom: Weiss Kreuz (Schwarz) Pairing: Brad/Schu Rating: 18+ for violence, swearing, and sex. Whee! Word Count: 19,829(ish) for the whole fic Sweet-ass beta: bunnysquee (omb thank yoo!) Warnings: Character death (in a flashback); angst; fanon cliches (OH NOES!) Also, some German without umlauts or eszets. WHAT?!? I'm Amurrican. I can substitute E's for umlauts and double S's for eszets if I want to! And any typos or mistakes are entirely my fault because I simply had to be done.
( On to part two, which has sex in it. Woo! )
Back to part 1.
On to part 3. |
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| It only took me what, two months? Something like that? Jeeeez. |
[Jun. 30th, 2008|03:41 am] |
So yeah, it took me a little over two months (aargh), but I've finally finished your birthday fic, white_cross_b! I hope it's exactly what you wanted, plus a little more. THERE'S ANGST, DAMN IT! (Well, as much as I could stand to write.) And character death! WOO!
Please note that I had to post it in parts because it was too long for IJ to eat in one sitting. Or something. *rolling of eyes*
Title: Slim to None (part 1 of 3) Fandom: Weiss Kreuz (Schwarz) Pairing: Brad/Schu Rating: 18+ for violence, swearing, and sex. Whee! Word Count: 19,829(ish) for the whole fic Sweet-ass beta: bunnysquee (omb thank yoo!) Warnings: Character death (in a flashback); angst; fanon cliches (OH NOES!) Also, some German without umlauts or eszets. WHAT?!? I'm Amurrican. I can substitute E's for umlauts and double S's for eszets if I want to! And any typos or mistakes are entirely my fault because I simply had to be done.
( Click here for angst. Woot. )
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| I need a Schwarz icon! |
[Jun. 20th, 2008|01:12 pm] |
D'oh!
Anyway, here's a short Schwarz bit I wrote as a writing exercise for the prompt "cranky."
Heh.
Title: Sore Loser Fandom: Weiss Kreuz (Schwarz) Pairing: pre-Brad/Schu; Farf, Nagi Rating: 16 for pottymouth Word Count: 182, give or take a couple
( Somebody's a sore loser. ) |
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